… and just like that, back again!

Arther was impressed, “It’s amazing how you do that.”

T was matter of fact, “Well, it gives you the picture and a picture can paint a thousand words… so there you go, mermaids can be real!”

Arther was still impressed, “It might be fun to see BBC David Rottenborough explain his Darwinian theory around her. I assume she was a her and not some kind of gender fluid fish god!”

Arther remembered being instructed to watch the Rottenborough BBC epically tedious Life On Earth for homework as a school boy. It was one of those cases whereby most others were in awe while Arther had been bored to sobs. It’s unlikely the likes of Michael Cremo will be invited to Rottenborough’s expensive productions any time soon.

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